8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
^^^ accurate
which brings up another great question:
is cum eating cannibalism?
this is such an interesting discussion
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the best part is that it doesn’t matter which order you read this in
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Your eyes do not fool you.
This typography by Nina Harcus is made up of icing, flour, and pie crust, respectively.
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I wanted my cat to stop watching me poop. So I put these blinds on him. It’s not working. (via)
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
this is the best post in all of my existence
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